11 Self defense tips I've learned from the movies

If you aren't an avid movie watcher, you better start now. It could save your life.

1) Identity Thief: The neck punch

Lesson: You will always get away. Just be the faster runner.

2) The 5th Wave: The gun grab

Too bad there's not a gif for this. But here's a video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj4uT9B-Gj8

3) Night at the Museum: Grab any object and start swinging

4) Home Alone: Set booby traps

5) Shrek: Know when to be aggressive and when to be cute

6) Watch any lifetime movie ever.

And watch your back.

7) The Purge: Just have a really good security system.

And don't go outside.

8) Beauty and the Beast: Always fight people half your size.

9) The Heat: Use household objects to your advantage.

Like books.

10) The Parent Trap: Hit them when they least expect it.

Use your surroundings.

11) Now You See Me: "Always be the smartest guy in the room."

12) Forrest Gump: Or just run.

There you have it. Now go watch some films and learn something for once.